Thursday, March 10, 2011

For the couples

This entry i'm gonna throw out a few sex facts. one for single people, one for couples, and one interesting fact.
i'll start off with the single people.
guys, do you know when the best time to get laid is?
i'm sure most of you have heard of pheromones before, if not they are essentially scents that people (and other living things) excrete, and they give us information on a subconscious level. while we are not usually aware of it, pheromones play a large role in our behaviors and actions every day. different pheromones cause different reactions. so now that i've given you a brief summary here's when the best time to get laid is!
it just so happens that right after sex with another women is when you are the most desirable to other women! this is because of all the different pheromones released during sex. they make you irresistible to the other gender.
a quick side note, for those of you wondering, if that means you should masturbate before you try and get a girls number, the answer is NO! you become more attractive to the other females because your covered in THEIR sex pheromones.

now for the couples
studies have shown that the #1 thing a guy can do to get his lady to have more sex with him is... drum roll....

help out with chores!
that's right guys, every hour of cleaning up around the house you do every day will on average get you 20 minutes in bed. so if you've been feeling neglected lately, go wash some dishes and get some action!

and ladies if you want some help with chores around this house plus a little extra time in the bedroom you might wanna tell your significant other about this.

and finally the interesting sex fact.
Obese males on average last 7 minutes longer than non-obese males. so if you're tired of Mr. One Minute Wonder, try hooking up with a fatty. although the reason for this increase in duration is because obese males have higher amounts of estrogen, and lower amounts of testosterone.

26 comments:

  1. wash some dieshes damn I hate it

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  2. hahaha that was a nice post! Thank you.

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  3. that sounds about right. there was always some sort of chemistry in the kitchen

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  4. so...I should buy a hooker before my next date?

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  5. washing the dishes...isn't that her job?

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  6. "baby, I only sleep with other women to make myself more attractive to you!"

    LOL

    Great post; I really like your blog! I can't wait to see more!

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  7. At your most desirable after sex? So, what you're saying is, she's gonna want you after each session, and you're gonna get trapped in an endless sex cycle? D:

    So much win! ;-;

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  8. This isnt just a trick to make me do housework is it?

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  9. Man I was thinking bout masturbating first..

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  10. Seems like an obvious way to win brownie points!

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  11. You're just trying to give chicks a reason to hook up with fatties ;o

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  12. those "facts" are a little weird, to be honest.

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  13. Nice post, not too sure about every hour of cleaning gives a day will get you 20 mins of sex time.

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  14. good facts
    but the first one is kinda contradicting:
    to get laid you need to first get laid?

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  15. Interesting facts. Have heard the one about doing chores though...have yet to fully test it out.

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  16. o gawd fatties have more estrogen. >.<

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  17. I know from experience this one works ;)

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  18. its all true! exept for the fatty part :x

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  19. Chores! Goddamnit, I knew it would be chores. Followed.

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