a little variety

i figured i'd give a little variety.
first a few jokes.
i came up with this one myself. it's a little dark.
"guys i'm kinda sad right now.."
"what happened dude?"
"well last night my dog died"
"aww man that sucks"
"yeah, it was horrible... she kept trying to bite me and kept trying to jump out of the hole, but after i hit her with the shovel a few times she stopped struggling."

it's all about the delivery with this joke, gotta be convincing when you start.
and a good one to follow this one up with
"wanna here a joke about my cat?"
"sure"
"it's dead...just kitten!"

a random interesting fact.
strippers make less money the closer they get to their period. this is because women are biologically programmed to act sexier and release more pheromones when she is most fertile (aprox. 2 weeks after her period). women don't realize they do this, it's subconscious. so if you ladies ever feel like there is a certain time of the month you always get hit on more, it's because there is ;)

and finally a quote

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."-Einstein
i'm a fan of his.
btw feel free to suggest things that you would like to see more or less of.